Originally posted by Pam
(and I don't even live in California)

By the powers vested in me,
I now pronounce you a sun tanned, healthy, easily amused and dyed-in-the-wool Cah-lee-fuh-nee-un.

You can now spend hours in a traffic jam, get a tattoo or find a body part to pierce.

Go forth and multiply........

or add or subtract...