Hey everybody! I got smart today and brought my laptop along to work so I can at least be somewhat productive while it takes forever for all my programs to re-load on my work computer. So far everything is going smoothly but I'm saving the worst for last - maybe I'll tackle that one tomorrow morning.....but then again, if I hang out here all night I won't be in any shape to tackle anything in the morning.

I'm attaching a pic of "our" area 51. It's at the Corvette Museum in Bowling Green, KY. I was responsible for raising the money for the brick. I refer to "area 51" because the museum has numbers in various spots throughout the sidewalk so you can tell someone "Look for my brick by the big ZR-1 brick in area 51." as an example.

And finally, seeing as how this is such a work related thread, I'll share the following with you. Kinda long, but there are some really good ones in there. #6 reminds me of Slick, #8 makes me think of Gini, and I personally really like #38.

THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WORK:

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

2. I don't know what your problem is but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

3. How about never? Is never good for you?

4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.

6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message

8. I don't work here, I'm a consultant.

9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're
saying.

10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.

11. I like you! You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.

12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.

14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely
coincidental.

19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

24. Do I look like a people person?

25. This isn't an office, it's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

26. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.

27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

36. Chaos, panic, and disorder --- my work here is done.

37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

38. I thought I wanted a career---turns out I just wanted a salary.

39. Oh I get it--- it's like humor---but different.



Ok, back to installing programs!