ROFLMAO!!!!!

Sorry for laughing but Richard, DON'T EVER DO THAT TO ME AGAIN!!!!

When I read the first line I could feel my tears well up.......then I kept reading.

Edster: I'm really not laughing at you at all, it's just the way our Daddy "splains" things; I'm picturing it all as I read. I feel bad for you little one because all that nipping can damage the brain and before you know it it's like a fried egg, just like in the commercials.

Richard, hugs to you and you may want to think about intervention.

Does this mean I can't bring him anything when I come down in July???