Milo, my nephew has a buddy for you. His name is Mingus and the two of you could have a grand old time going through the trash.

I don't call Mingus a monkey though, I call him THE IMP.

Milo - you sure are marvelous and I can just tell how very well loved you are.

Congratulations on your special day - hope you will come out of the water long enough to read how we are singing your praises today.