Hey Hobo ~ SmokeMutt here ~

Dont Sweat da *big snip* -
Dey gib ya sum Laffin Gas an ya nebber feel a thing!

Lil *tip* tho - dont be *lickin* onna new Zippur!
HO-Boy duz THAT get da 2-Leggerz "excited"!

*I* got sent home wiffa new style E-collar -
not the ole Lampy-Shade / Cone-Head thing...
Mine wuz a Hard Plastik Collar thing - real "wide" an fit purdy "snug"...
Made it so I couldint Turn My Head!
No Way to get the ole "licker" back there onna Zippur.

An dont sweat da Partz da White Coat keeps -
Yur Mom sed she wazint gonna let ya "use em" - so why Have em!?
(Jest sempin else ta get *cold* inna winter tyme. )

You'll be gud az new inna kuppla daze!
ENJOY allua speshul attenshun you'll be gettin when ya get back home!

/s/ Smokey