I am surprised that he has lived this long without one of his "partners" turning into a Lorena Bobbit!

I mean, why is this just occuring to him now? Didn't he think about a vasectomy after say the first 10 or 20?

Richard, where do you find this stuff?

I know this is Argentina but, wouldn't this fall under sexual harrassment?

When does he ever have time to work? Oh, I get it, he has the 37 working and he stays home.