3. When you get your latest roll of film developed, there's not a single human being in the pictures.
1. Your colleagues no longer ask how your weekend was. Instead they ask how your cats are doing.
6. You buy more than 60 pounds of cat litter a month.
Guilty as charged. But you forgot a few...

Subject yourself to a stiff neck rather than move the cats.

Learn to sleep like a contortionist to avoid waking the cats up.

Learn to "pretend" sleep while your alpha female does everything in her power to wake you up to feed her.