Rascal does not "snarf" my Wheaties in the morning and he is very patient as I take my 45 minute shower.

Oh, and alright, so he likes to sit on my lap especially on my green bathrobe - and he looks so pretty on green. But that is the only reason I might still be in it at 2:00 PM.

And I DO manage to brush my teeth far earlier than during the 6 o'clock news.

And what are the other ones? Nope, they don't apply to me