Originally posted by Miss Meow


Tonya, your mother scares me!
Oh, believe me, she scares me too! I was just telling my husband that the most recent thing was the most traumatic thing that has ever happened to me.

Oh, and I forgot the funny part...After all the horrible details, she calls back and leaves me a voicemail saying "Oh, and if you talk to Gary, please don't tell him what I told you..."

Yeah, like I'm going to run in to mom's husband and say "So, I hear the viagra is working great for you..."

I called her back and said "There's no way in heck that I'll ever repeat that story again, trust me." She made me swear up and down that I wouldn't. lol.