I have the sheet.

I went back in to find him laying on the bed, so what do I do? I snatch up the blanket.

Me-"I'm gonna take this back."
Jake-"I'm using it!"
Me-"Uh, no, you aren't."
Mom-"Cmon Meg, he want's to use it."
Me-"NO, Mom, he ISN'T using it."

Then I stormed out and left.

My brother is 9 going on 3.