Tubby here, I knows what you all are talkn' bout. Every morning, and I mean every morning my mom does the same ting to me. She tinks its ok cause she loves on me afore and after, but she don't know how ucky it is to have not only a pill shoved down your troat, but some slimey sticky gooey stuff now too. She says it'll help me poop easier but howd she know I had trubl wit dat anyway? Dere are only two good tings about it, my sister, who daddy tinks can do no wrong, gets da same tretment (does she have trubl poopn too?) and we always get yummy yummy treats afterwards. Sometimes, when mommy's in a hurry, she don't get dat pill all da way down, and den I eats my treats, go up ta bed and den spit da pill out and hide it. Dat way mommy don't know I didn't swaller it....bwaaaahaaaahaaaa to you mommy!