My brother-in-law has his own business, and employs 2 Dave's ....... and took to identifying them as "Dave" and "Dopey Dave" (he is abit laid back ........)

ANYWAY, when his wife asked which Dave was popping in that afternoon, he answered "Dopey Dave".

So of course, that afternoon, in he walked and her youngest yelled down the stairs "Oh Hi, Dopey Dave" ..........
He didn't hear her (Thank doG!!!)!!!