Well, at least you won't have to worry about him clawing the furniture when you aren't looking...

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A man came into our emergency room with all ten of his fingers cut off...He was very distraught and was crying. When the doctor reasssured him that, with the progress made in Orthopedic and Mircosurgery, there would be no problem getting his digits reattached.

With that news the patient began to cry louder...
The doctor prepared to get the gentleman to surgery when he asked the patient to have faith in his abilities.

The patient began to wail even louder and told the doc that he would never be able to reattach his fingers.

"Why not?", the doctor asked.

"I don't have them with me, How was I supposed to pick them up???"