My friend and her husband were having a house built. They went, with their 3 year old son, to talk to the builder about things. Brad, the 3yr. old peed his pants while they were there. His underwear and pants were soaked. They took off his underwear and pants and let him go naked. A few minutes later they looked over and Brad was sitting on the floor "playing with himself". They made him sit next to them and told him not to do that, but minutes later he was back at it. The builder had a daughter the same age and lived a minute away so he went home and got Brad a pair of her panties. How embarrassing.


Years ago I was at a hardware store with my dad. We saw a little boy tell him mom he had to go potty, she told him "just a minute". Well apparently he couldn't wait for his mom because he went potty in one of the display toilets in the middle of the store.