Originally posted by mugsy

WOW!!!
I just got hung up on by the asst manager!!! lol
Must have struck a nerve eh?
You're doin it wrong, Mugsy!

To them - Time is MONEY

Every minute they spend on the phone
is a minute they are NOT selling dogs...

Soooo...
Call em up and have a "nice", LOOOnnnng *chat* ~
Ask em every *dumb* question you can think of...
Ask em to tell you what they have in "stock"...
Ask em about Special Ordering a dog...
Ask - ask - ask -
Keep em on that phone as long as possible...

Then call back - chances are a DIFFERENT one will answer -
if you really wore out the first one!

I can burn some "free" minutes on the cell phone
(with "free" long distance too) on Saturdays...
Last Sat I had a lovely time-consuming session with
one of the Braintree clerks - he had NO Clue he was being strung along!
Battery started to *croak* - so I had to let him go with a promise I'd be
"in to see him in an hour or so"...
I hope he skipped dinner "waiting" for me!!

I recharged the cell-dinger and had at em again later...
but the girl I got was SOOO DUMB I had trouble finding dumb questions
that she could handle.

TRY IT! - You'll have a *blast*!!!
Gotta "talk nice", but remember - while YOU have em tied up -
They are NOT selling pups!!



/s/ Phred