Well, it turns out that the chair had a loose screw on the bottom and was very tippy on it own. Dudley Duckworth was released with a full apology from the police department.

Pouncer is mortified that the world is oggling his straight tail that showcases his "cutie patootie" behind.

Yes, I have been watching too many detective shows. And, yes, I have waaayyy too much time on my hands. I'm dangerous when bored.