Lucy licks leather furniture, too.

She also loves to have "underwear parties." This consists of her taking every pair of drawers she can dig out of the laundry basket and laying them out on the landing at the top of the stairs. In the morning, she will sort of look at her artwork; sometimes she will sit on it. She knows this is bad, not even a little allowed, but she doesn't care, bc. she is an artiste and cannot be bothered with convention.

Zeus likes to wear my sockies, too, you know those little tan ped things you wear when you've got sexy shoes on. He works them up over his big front GS paws and comes running into the bedroom doing a little puppy pant-laugh. This is also bad and not allowed, but I'm not very good at enforcement here bc. it makes me laugh so much!!