I have a few.

The first one is my Mom's mistake. She was in the kitchen one day using a mixer to make some cookies (she has never been a baker) my dad brother and I were sitting in the living room watching tv. My brother or me I can't remember which called her and she turned her head (with the mixer still going) and the mixer got caught in her hair and went strait to her head. We were all laughing so hard that we couldn't stop to help her. She had to cut out a huge chunk of hair just to get it out of her hair. We didn't get cookies that night and she has never made any since then. She just got a mixer a few months ago but it is a attached to base now so she has no worries about getting caught up in it. Even to this day we still tease her about it. When someone new comes into the house we have to tell them that story.

The second story is about me. This happened 4 years ago. My boyfriend (now my husband) and I just got are first apartment. So of course I wanted to do the home cooking thing. I have always loved to cook. So I decided to make some chicken. I got everything set all the chicken the way I like it. The oven was pre heated and set to 400 degrees. I put the chicken in and every 30 minutes I would go and check on it. Well after about 3 hours of the chicken not getting done I got frustraited and gave up and called my mom and asked how long to cook chicken and I told her what I had the oven set to. She started laughing at me. That night we still didn't get the chicken. We still have no clue why the oven wasn't working. It works great now.

Another time I tried to make chocolate chip cookies. Well I followed the instructions on the package of the chips. I put them in the over and they went all over. I asked my husband what I did wrong (he makes the best chocolate chip cookies) he came out and looked at them and said he didn't know. So I went back to the store and re bought everything on the bag. I got home tried again same thing happened. Tried again and again the same thing happened. So by this time I was getting so mad at my self and everything and everyone around me. So I told my husband to go to the store and buy everything on the list again. Which he did. He got back and I tried again. This time they came out perfect. Then I figured out that you are suppose to use butter and NOT margiren. OOPS!!!

Then just recently, I made some ramon noodles for my self. I cooked it on the stove (I hardly ever use my microwave.) I got done poured the noodles in a bowl and went and sat down in front of pet talk, about 10 minutes later I hear this noise comeing from the kitchen I look over and see nothing. So I keep eating a browsing PT. I kept hearing the noise, so I got up went and looked at the pan and looked at the stove and the burner was bright red. Instead of turning the burner off I turned it up to high.

I also make this treat that we call 'dog food' It looks like dog food. Well I started making a batch of it, got all the chocolate chips and peanut butter chips all melted. Set the bowl on top of the stove and started mixing in the chex cereal. Well about 2 minutes later my husband comes into the kitchen and I of course kick him out of the kitchen and he got up set and looked at me and said "What the hell in burning in here?!?" So I looked at him and of course said nothing, I have no idea what you're talking about. So he lifted up the bowl and it was melted to the burner. I just used the stove and I forgot that I used that burner. Opps.

In my own defense I really am I good cook.