Originally posted by ChrisH

To tell the weather,
go to your back door and look for the dog...

Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this,
you have to leave the dog outside all the time,
especially if you expect bad weather.

Sincerely,
The CAT


Boots, da Kat, musta helped Ebby rite dat...

Nebbur Fails...
Aftur din-din;
Dad'z startin ta get da "Sleepie-eyez"...

He askz: "You Guyz wunna go O-U-T ??"

*YIPP* *YAPP*
**** outside...

Dad *waits* inna Kliner Chair...
Eyelidz get *heavy*...
ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......

HOUR Latur.......
... Where'z da Dawgz??

Kat: Check da frunt porch, Dad - mite be outside...

Dad: Oh, yeah... think I DID let'um out...



**VIOLENT SHAKES**

C&S: HEY!! WHADDA youze guyz been DOIN in here!????
We been *Hammerin* & *Pawin* onna frunt door fur HOURZ!!
It'z WET / Kold / MIZZerabul out der...

Kat: CHILL, Mutt! We wuz enjoyin "quiet tyme."

C&S: Youze must be DEAF!!
... C'mon, Smoke;
... let'z onna BigBed affore Dad getz there!

C&S: We Otta shuv da Kat'z sandy box out da back door...