Bob tells me that these are the ones he can particularly relate to:

LEASH: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want him/her to go.

DROOL: Is what you do when your persons have food and you don't. To do this properly you must sit as close as you can and look sad and let the drool fall to the floor, or better yet, on their laps.

DEAFNESS: This is a malady which affects dogs when their person want them in and they want to stay out. Symptoms include staring blankly at the person, then running in the opposite direction, or lying down.

BATH: This is a process by which the humans drench the floor, walls and themselves. You can help by shaking vigorously and frequently.