My cousin is three years old, and he is at the age where he starts picking his nose. Well, one day, he picked his nose so much that it started to bleed. Then is said, "Naughty finger, no pickin' my nose!"

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He couldn't say "Otis". Whenever he saw a Pug, he woiuld say, "Todis, Todis!" Well, I went over to his house last weekend, and he was saying "Otis". Then we told him that we didn't know a dog named 'Otis', only a dog named 'Todis'. Guess what he calls him now?