Originally posted by RICHARD
With a little cough he expelled the hairball that caused him so much grief. That wretched hairball, it just lay there.....glistening on the sheet....
She raised her fists to her cheeks and let out a scream....then ran from the room in tears.
Chapter II
Feeling better, he got out of bed and got dressed. Realizing that Nurse Betty must have been in shock, he ran after her.
"Wait....come back......it wasn't really me in that bed. It was my evil, younger twin brother who sometimes takes possession of my body. You see, when we were younger we were taken hostage by a spaceship and they performed all kinds of experiments on us. In the end, my evil, younger twin brother decided to stay aboard the spaceship while I came home, and now every time he wants to communicate with me, he puts me in a dreamlike, feverish state and sometimes he makes me do erratic things like spitting up hairballs."
She looked deep into his eyes and realized how frustrating that must be for him.
"All right, she said, and took his hand. "Let's go and clean up that glistening hairball.....together." They smiled at each other as they walked back into the house.
On the next episode of "LA Fever"
As the door closes behind them Eddie De Katz decides to make his great escape.
Where will he go?
What will he eat?
Will he run away to Grandma's house or follow his heart and find his true love, Kylie??
Stay tuned.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
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