Originally posted by catnapper
But heck, perhaps someone above was trying to tell me to take the day off.
That's it exactly! I'm so glad you got the message.

"Hi honey, I'm home from work!"

"Welcome home dear - smooch!"

"Honey.....I thought you were going to vacuum today. Is there something wrong with the vacuum cleaner?"

"No dear, why do you ask?"

"Well, honey, the steps are still all full of cat hair. Has the vacuum lost it's suction power?"

"Well you see dear, I ran into a few speed bumps along the way today....."