I had a Siberian husky once that was gay, I swear it's true!

When I first rescued him, he wasn't neutered, and it was a while before I could get him an appointment with the vet. I thought my poor female dogs were going to hate me ... but he never once even glanced their way.

He did, however, torment my male dogs relentlessly. And not in a dominant-mounting fashion ... in a drooling, panting, pathetically-in-love fashion - exactly the way a male dog will act around a female dog in heat. He was the most submissive dog I've ever had, my five pound chihuahua could growl at him and he would roll on his back and pee on himself. Seriously.