ok, we have this sub at school and everyday she tells us a corny joke or two, here are a few of them:

--Why is the bottom of the ocean floor wet?

--because the sea weed


-What did the salmon say when he ran in to a concrete wall?

- Dam.


---what did 0 say to 8?

---Nice belt.

And my favorite

-why was 6 afriad of 7?

--Because 789!!!

lol :P