I have to vote for Elvis. After being found scrounging around in a Taco Bell dumpster he's now 'The King'.

Here's why I think so:

1. He must sleep in the middle of the bed with his head on his own 'special' pillow.

2. He doesn't stretch himself, he's manually stretched by either my bf or myself.

3. He doesn't groom himself, we do that for him.

4. He insists on getting his pills promptly at 9 am and 10 pm....no exceptions.

5. When riding in the car, he always rides shotgun, never in a carrier.

6. When at the vet, he never gets put in a cage. He's always allowed to lounge up front with the receptionists or in the Dr.'s office.

7. If he wants the spot where the dogs are laying, they're immediately evicted so that Elvis may have the spot.

8. All houseguests are instructed on the correct brushing technique for "The King". No exceptions.

Any deviation from said rules will result in a twangy and sharp "Mraoooo-oooow"!