First of all....I think you need to confiscate Fister wrist watch. It appears he is very much a clock watcher!

Let's see...Edwina and Eddie spoiled? Well, they have three overflowing toy boxes throughout the house...wouldn't want them to have to walk too far to find a toy with which to play!

Color coordinated walking jackets...

Twice a day treats of Sara Lee Honey roasted turkey - shredded. I've tried to buy other (less expensive) brands and they know before I've even brought the gorceries in the house!

Not only has Edwina declared the big bed to be hers....when she is ready to get into bed, she stands at the foot of it and whines and looks at me so plaintively until I get in so she can assume her position on my legs. And is it REALLY necessary for me to move during the night!

No food may be consumed until one (or both!) of them has checked it. This goes for beverages as well.

And doors...are to be opened on demand. That goes for bathroom doors as well as the door to the screen porch. And as cats...they would not DREAM of closing the door after themselves.