Oh Eddie, a coat! You look SO handsome in red, and it's just the right nuance. Must add, I quite admire your secretary for being able to put it on you.

Eddie, you have come a long way since you moved in! I'm can tell that Edwina is very attracted to you, she's only insecure that she has to share the attention. I love that you rub noses, but don't let her whack you - just duck at the right moment and she'll look like a fool whacking the air.

She may sit there below the stairs with her back turned, but in fact, I think she's waiting for you to come and play ... .... you know, she has to keep up appearances - she does have a reputaion.