I think I made a thread similar awhile back.

Mickey embarasses me in the sense that he likes to bark at other dogs during walks and he usually picks the most well-behaved dogs to bark at. So I'm there trying to control him and get him in a sit, stay while the other dog and owner proudly walk off.

One of the most hilarious times that sticks out to me when was Mickey was a little puppy. When we'd go out, I would usually just open the patio door and he would recognize that sound to be its time to go inside. One time, he must have not heard it while I oepned the door so I closed it and went to get him. But when the door made the sound as it closed, he thought I was opening it and ran straight into the door! My sister was inside and just saw Mick smush his face up. LOL I'll never forget that.