I would of course have to vote Fister as the naw-tee-est cat of all time!

The only question is whether Fister would consider it was "naw-tee" or just "fighting for his rights"

He certainly showed me who was boss from the very beginning by sending me on an unpleasant trip to the hospital on our first encounter. He then cemented his position as "Top Cat" by sending another foolish gentleman the same way.

I mean really, you can't believe that a pair of shabby gardening gloves would be protection against a cat who means things SERIOUSLY now can you!