Hmmmm, let's see now.....

I get up at 7am, my human feeds me and scoops my poop, after my human goes to work I go back to sleep until about 6pm, my human comes home from work and feeds me and scoops my poop, she rubs my belly and chin then we all go back to bed at 11pm and sleep until 7am, then do it all over again.

WHO WOULDN'T WANT A LIFE LIKE THAT?????