2001 Abyssinian Resolutions

PEREGRIN TOOK, THE THANE (aka PIPPIN): if I had a fault, I guess it would be excessive modesty, so I will be more expressive of my self esteem.
EOWYN (aka WYNKIE): This year I WILL find a way to get these insensitive bipeds to leave every faucet running in a slight stream 24/7 so I may have a drink whenever I jolly well please!
LEGOLAS (aka L'IL GUY): Play, eat, nap, eat, snuggle, eat, play, eat.................