Well, we don't have any resolutions, because, like all cats, we are perfect. But we wish the humans that we own would consider these resolutions:

  • Buy more tuna
  • Buy more catnip
  • Stop squirting us just because we like to stretch up against the couch when our claws just happen to be extended
  • Let us out to catch those birds that keep teasing us outside our window
  • Buy more tuna
  • Stop pushing that big loud sucking machine around the carpet
  • Stop reading the newspaper and let us use it for what it was obviously intended - a comfy snooze place
  • Buy more catnip
  • Lose weight so all four of us can fit in your lap at once
  • Stop making us get out of the basket of freshly dried laundry
  • Stop laughing at us as we gaze at you from the top of the refrigerator, or the top shelf of the pantry, or the shelf of the closet, or the middle of the tree you haul in every time about this year
  • Stop shooing us away from this thing with all the buttons on it that makes these letters
  • Buy more tuna
  • Buy more catnip


We could come up with more before tomorrow, just give us time. In the meantime if our people would adopt the above habits, our lives would be even more comfortable than they are now.

Peaches, Big Mac, Cookie and Pepper (Peaches, our mom, is the smartest so she typed this out for all us kitties)