My parents late dachshund, Amsel, once found a Christmas cake (lots of yeast and butter and raisins) which stood for chilling in the spare room. To my opinion dachshunds are the winners of all nawteeness contests, so she went there and ate it! And with all the fresh yeast and about 3 lb of cake she nearly died

She survived and was as nawtee as ever but that story really gave us all a shock