my all time favorite 'knock yer arse out' story involves my brother.

He was running past the chained up dog and wham! catches his foot and splits his head open.....

He comes back from the hospital and goes over to the dog....

"See what you did to me?" He turns to walk away from the dog,
catches his foot on the chain and split the other side of his head
open.

Twice in one day.....

When life gives you lemons...............roll over and adjust your pillow.......you aren't going outside today.....


Tonya,

Jogging isn't a contact sport.

And this isn't bad luck anymore, it's the twilight zone.