I got another one! I come across this alot, working for the phone company.

You go to a house. It's small. It's in the ghetto. The yard is thrashed. The kids look like hell. They don't have any nice cool toys to play with. They aren't wearing shoes (sometimes not wearing clothes), they are dirty, and their hair is disheveled. The house is cluttered with nothing nice...It's the middle of the day and everyone is still sleeping. (Aside from the kids running astray and the pitbulls tied to short chains barking at me.)

AND they have something like a immaculate 2004 Cadillac Escalade in the driveway with about ten grand in rims and customizing.

Priorities, people!