I'm already there! However, Barbara has got a point!

A couple had been married only for a few weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to get out on the town and party with his old buddies. So he says to his wife, "Honey, I"ll be right back."

"Where are you going, coochy-coo?" asked his wife.

³I'm going to the bar, pretty face, to have a beer."

The wife says,"You want a beer my love?" She opens the door to the refrigerator and shows him 25 different brands of beers from 12 different countries.

The husband didn't know what to do. The only thing he could say was, "Yes, but at the bar ... you know ... they have frozen mugs."

He didn't get to finish the sentence. The wife interrupted him, saying,"You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She opened the freezer and handed him a frozen solid mug.

The husband looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those special hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long... I'll be right back... I promise."

³You want hors d'oeuvres, poochy poo?" She opened the oven and took out five dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: spicy chicken wings, pigs in a blanket, fried mushrooms, pork strips, cheese dip, the works.

"But sweetie, at the bar... you know... the guys are talking, cussing and swearing."

The wife replies, "You want cussing and swearing, cutie pie?" "THEN LISTEN UP, DI***EAD: DRINK YOUR F***ING BEER IN THIS GO***MN FROZEN MUG, AND EAT YOUR MO********ING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING OUT WITH YOUR SH***EAD
FRIENDS ANYMORE! YOU GOT THAT, AS**OLE?!"