OK, here's the best I've got.....

(dials Gawd)

Hey Gawd, we gotta speshul day down here for
one of your speshul people
Iffin ya kud reech down and bless the day and
maken shure our Fred gets his'n wishes granted
we'd be awfully pleased.....

Tanks Gawd.


Well, it's just not the same but the thought is there.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHRED!!!! Your posts always make me smile and cry at the same time. May all your birthday wishes come true.