...You tend to ask your co-workers how their dogs are doing more often then their family.

...You know your co-worker's dog names and breeds, yet you don't have a clue about his family.

...When you meet someone, one of your first questions is "Do you have any pets? Which follows with "What are their names?"

...You automatically judge that a person is cold hearted and evil because they dislike dogs.

This one doesn't apply to everyone...

The other day, I was driving with Sarah and I really wanted a cigarette bad. I didn't smoke because I didn't want her to breath the second hand smoke.

I kind of laughed to myself...that I was more concerned about my little baby's lungs then my own.