When you spend all your money on dog food, toys, treats, etc. and you eat Romane (sp?) noodles.

When your dog runs away and your neighbor calls to say they found her and you don't know who she is till she says her dogs name.

When you have enough leashes and collars for each month of the year...and you've only had the dog 6 months.

When your boss beggs you not to talk about your dog.