... your dog and your husband don't get along... and you'd rather leave your husband than find a new home for your dog
LOL!!!

...You get together with your friends and while they talk about their children, you talk about your dogs.
Hahah Anna I don't have children, but I can still relate when talking to people who DO have children, I tend to bring up how my dog acts the same as their children

- You find yourself spelling words like "G-O" and "O-U-T" while talking to other people.
Haha that reminds me of one time when we weren't even at home, and there were no dogs, and my mom asked me and my aunt if we wanted to go for a W-A-L-K

Ok here are some of mine

....When you feel so bad about forgetting dog treats at the grocery store, you get someone to distract the dogs as you put an opened, older pack of treats into the just bought bag of groceries (We do that often)

....When the store clerk adds 3-4 hot/pepperoni sticks to your things at the check-out.

....When people stop you on the street--who don't know you, but they know/have seen your dog(s).