Well! Barbara and Edwina's Secretary, I am every bit as worried as you!

I finally had a call from Jessica, who said the party was absolutely fabulous. The food, the catnip, the company, nothing could have been improved! They are so grateful to Gary and the found cats and hope to repay their hospitality soon.

So far, so good. It was the next part of the conversation that worried me. Apparently they have been reading over the winter about Rene, the man who looks after the cats in front of the parliament building in Ottawa and they thought it would be great to go and see them while they were in Canada. They are becoming such globetrotters!

I asked them how they were thinking of getting to Ottawa and seemingly Eddie is taking them on his Harley!!



OMG, please be careful!!

The next part of the story I am a little unclear on. Eddie, it seems, has become smitten with all things Scottish. Now I know he enjoyed the Burns' supper aboard the Feline Princess, but he talks of kippers, stovies, and has taken to wearing tartan. I have even heard that he has started to watch very old Star Trek episodes in the hope of mastering Scotty's accent! He even seems to know that St Valentine's remains are buried in Glasgow, and I'm not sure that this is widely known. I am more than a little concerened.

Please Gary, can you tell me that Samantha behaved herself?