I laughed and laughed over this. My current cats don't play in the sheets. But, my very first cat "Sugar" loved doing this. And I used to call him my "sugar lump" and we would play. I would "drizzle" my fingers all over the sheets and he would crawl around trying to get my hand. I remember so well the action of shaking the sheet out over the bed and in a split second as his timing was perfect - there he would be right in the middle - oh, so pleased with himself. Of course, making the bed used to take a half hour or more - but it sure was worth it. Thanks, it made me laugh out loud. I loved your description and especially the part about removing cats head from toilet before putting lid back down. That is something my Calico, Patches does now