I got revenge on Shane last year when I sliced through my thumb with secateurs. I was outside, managed to leave a trail of blood on my way inside, and prompty fainted when he came to help. There I was, unconscious on the floor, very pale, and bleeding to death Luckily he propped me up and stopped me from swallowing my tongue! And mopped up the blood. And took me to the doctor's. And listened to me vomit and complain because I got a migraine from dehydration