Why are you making fun of men?

change the cabbage head to brownies and you have my story....without the fainting, of course....I was too drunk to pass out.


Tell him to wait until he climbs into bed..it's gonna be a long night and he will feel his heart beat in that wound.....


When he asks for Tylenol, roll over and say, "Honey, you are tough, you don't need it....."