Oh gosh, all of these are SO VERY TRUE.....as a matter of fact this one was Tucker last night.

CHAIRS AND RUGS:
If you have to throw up, get to a chair quickly. If you cannot manage in time, get to an Oriental rug. If there is no Oriental rug, shag is good. When throwing up on the carpet, make sure you back up so it is as long as a humans bare foot.

She did it right as I sat down for dinner and it was the size of my 8 1/2 size shoe. Well, at least it was not IN my shoe.