Why, he would write the "Bohemian Pupsody", of course!


Is this a real life?
Or is this just fantasy
Caught in a cat fight
Escape from the dog catcher.
Open your eyes
Looks up to the trees
and peeeeee!
I'm just a poor pup
I need no sympathy
'cause I'm easy Dog
Easy Pup
Little down
Little up!
Anyway the toilet flows
dosn't matter to meeee
tooooo meeeeeee!
Momma, I just bit a man
sunk my teeth into his butt
When he called me a mangy mutt
Momma, life has just begun!
And now I've gone and tasted underwear!
Momma, oooo oo ooo
Didn't mean to eat your pie
If not back this time tomorrow
Bake a roast, bake roast
I'll come running back!
Too late! The Vet is here!
Send fleas down my spine.
Body itching all the time!
Goodbye everybody.
I've got to go!
Gotta leave you all behind
and face the VET!
Momma! Don't neuter me!
This is the time I wish I weren't born at all!
I see a little silhouetto of a cat
gotta moosh gotta moosh
can you do the dog-tango?
Thunder bolts of lightning
very very frightening!
roll over and peeee!
Galliao (Galliao)
Galliao (Galliao)
Galliao (Galliao)
Galliao (Galliao)
Galliao (Galliao)
Scratch at the door oorr orrr orr orr orr orrrr!
I'm just poor Dog, from a poor family
He's just a dumb dog from the retreiver family
Sparing his chuns from this monstrousity!
Easy come
Easy go!
Will you let me go?

AKC! We will not let you go!
Pet quality, let him GO!
AKC, will not let you go
let him go
Will not let him go
let him go
Will not let him go
let him go!
No no no no no no no no no NO!
Oh Mommamia, mommamia, mommamia let me GO!
Bielza-cat has a devil put aside for me
for meee
for MEEEEEEEEEEEE!
So you think you can eat that entire meat pie
You're fatter then me, it's hard to deny!
Oh baby..toss some scraps to me baby
Just toss some down
Just toss some down here!
Oh yea oh yea oh yeah

OooOOooOOoooOO
Nothing really matters
Any pet can see
Nothing really matters.
nothing really matters 'cause..
I still gotta peeeeee!


With apologies to Queen, and to whoever originally wrote this. I'd credit you, but don't know who you are.