Originally posted by zippy-kat:
Ok..I'll quit lol
But you asked for it ...


True part:
Cindy used to date a fellow named Roy that was a high-spped lathe operator. Had his journeyman card. Not bad for a blind guy. He gave that up and got a job writing software for the Federal Government.

Humor Part:
One of his cats chewed off the laces of his brand new shoes. For weeks we could not resist going around singing:

"Pardon me Roy, it that the cat that chewed you new shoes?"

Look out! It's a race to the bottom!