Cats Live Here

If you don't want to be greeted with rubs and furry tails,
Don't come inside because cats live here.

If you don't like to hold still because something's twining around your ankles,
Don't come inside because cats live here.

If you don't like the insistent head-butts, or sudden lapfuls of fur,
Don't come inside because cats live here.

If you don't like the feel of a scratchy kiss from a small tongue,
Don't come inside because cats live here.

If you don't want to step over many scattered toys,
Don't come inside because cats live here.

If you think that a home ought to smell of perfume,
Don't come inside because cats live here.

But if you don't mind all of this, you will be instantly loved when you come
inside because cats live here!

Revised by me for cats from "Dogs Live Here," by Author Unknown.