Hey, guys!

Now you've got "Margaritaville" playing over and over in my head...we should fix that jukebox!

(xylophone intro)

"Livin' on spongecake...watchin' the sun bake...all of the tourists, all covered with oil...

"Blew out my flip-flop...stepped on a pop-top...

"But there's juice in the blender...soon it will render...that frozen concoction that helps me hang on...Wastin' away again..."

(kicks jukebox)

"I was drunk...the day my mom...got out of prison...and I went...to pick her up...in the rain...

"but before I could get to the station in my...pick-up truck...she got runned over by a damned old train..."